you sir are a Phallus

Skarak is a horrific god sworn to cause pain and misery to all mankind, however as a being from outside the mortal universe he isn’t sure exactly what pain and misery are.
He is lord of small agonies such as stubbed toes or ice cream headaches and Small laments such as the guilt of self-indulgence or expectations unmet.
Curiously he is by sheer volume responsible for more pain and sadness than any other outside god. Someone is rarely ripped apart and it only happens once before they die but everyone gets fingers caught in doors many times in their life.
His chosen are those he plagues with ongoing woe such as cramps and the need for something you have left behind. When conversing with mortals Skarak uses an excessive amount of epithets as that is the usual mortal reaction to his influence.

Skarak is a horrific god sworn to cause pain and misery to all mankind, however as a being from outside the mortal universe he isn’t sure exactly what pain and misery are.

He is lord of small agonies such as stubbed toes or ice cream headaches and Small laments such as the guilt of self-indulgence or expectations unmet.

Curiously he is by sheer volume responsible for more pain and sadness than any other outside god. Someone is rarely ripped apart and it only happens once before they die but everyone gets fingers caught in doors many times in their life.

His chosen are those he plagues with ongoing woe such as cramps and the need for something you have left behind. When conversing with mortals Skarak uses an excessive amount of epithets as that is the usual mortal reaction to his influence.

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