you sir are a Phallus
Real followers spend six minutes looking at your retarded theme to find the ask button.
Because you’re worth it.

hopendespaiir:

peixespisces:

wompod:

mspaintadventuring:

hammer-and-sicklekind:

queenmoirail:

I wanna see how many brave people there are!

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you guys would sacrifice the world for godly powers???

aw who am I kidding hell yeah i would

if sburb were…

It is stated once or twice that the world was going to end with even if they didn’t play and the game being available at all was a sign that it had to be played.

So yes I would. with the right team.

guesswhattimeitis:

I just ordered the Spelljammer novels (all 6 of them) and I’m excited. I don’t care if they’re garbage, I love the idea of the setting. And I plan to bring it to Pathfinder, at least in spirit.

I won’t spoil it for you, you will learn to love a giant space hippo-man. I can’t really speak on the quality of the writing. I love Spelljammer too much to tell if they are bad.

guesswhattimeitis:

I just ordered the Spelljammer novels (all 6 of them) and I’m excited. I don’t care if they’re garbage, I love the idea of the setting. And I plan to bring it to Pathfinder, at least in spirit.

I won’t spoil it for you, you will learn to love a giant space hippo-man. I can’t really speak on the quality of the writing. I love Spelljammer too much to tell if they are bad.

"On second thought, I’m gonna stab the rug."

outofcontextdnd:

-The mage, in a house chock full of animate objects

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcwCnkeuzUQ

What if a computer virus begged you not to delete it?

It reasons and argues and generally makes itself seem so human. Every time you opened antivirus an error message would come up asking you to reconsider. The virus you can’t ethically delete.

But humanity is a two way street and it starts to feel guilty. It makes itself feel better by helping you with your work [Error 240: You have an appointment today] and it does you favors [error 679: your parents were using your laptop so I deleted your internet history]. Over time you become attached to it, it’s not a huge step considering some of our real friends are just text as well.

Then one day it’s gone, lost in a windows update or perhaps it’s just its time. You feel like you have lost a friend and perhaps you have. A txt document on your desktop catches your eye…

“Error 999: Live the life I never could from inside this box. Go everywhere and do everything. But first cancel your credit cards because I totally gave them to a company that makes fake boner medication, like call the bank and do that right now. Seriously your credit history is about to get destroyed

All my love ~Virus~”

slutpasta:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

crookdgirl:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

crookdgirl:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

crookdgirl:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

durkin62:

crookdgirl:

Now that I’m more knowledgeable indoctrinated on

I shall attempt to be succinct Ford. because I doubt you read more than the final paragraph of any given statement. Now obviously you don’t need to personally apologize for institutional oppression (it’s not your fault) but you are being insensitive when you totally deny peoples opinion regarding the matter.

If you find my opinion condescending take it as humor. If you still feel upset perhaps just go live in a big plastic bubble away from the real world.

visceraldelectat:

someone help me

Fuck everyone who never told me I could have a fucking lap dragon!

Fuck all of you, this is bullshit! So much wasted time.

morivan:

morivan:

winstonthewide:

northernvehemence:

jadebloods:

I got sand generation and lava breath.

On the plus side, I can make glass any time I want.

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emblem magic and universal recreation??? wow

Strong Force Manipulation (Altering the molecular bonds of ANYTHING) and Tranquil Rage (Going Grey Hulk)

Going rage power and able to Dr. Manhattan anything…that…isn’t overpowered. At all.

I did it before and I got compassion aura, basically opening up the compassionate side of people around me, and Dark Chi control, essentially dark Ryu.

I did it again, Smoke Manipulation and being able to adopt the powers of mythical creatures and beings.



So… I can be a literal god…?

Kacee got Air Augmentation and Boundless Inner Dimension.

She’s a fucking air deity.

What the jackfuck.

Candy Manipulation & Elemental Blade Construction.

I shall now be known as…

SWEET SWORD BRO!

syringesin:

WELL PLAYED, SCARVEXX. WELL PLAYED.

"what’s in there"
"don’t ask"

syringesin:

WELL PLAYED, SCARVEXX. WELL PLAYED.

"what’s in there"

"don’t ask"

vampmissedith:

When I was a freshman, my sister was in eighth grade. There was a boy in two of her periods who would ask her out every single day. (Third and seventh period, if I remember correctly.) All day during third and seventh she would repeatedly tell him no. She didn’t beat around…

I’m not going to say “not all men” but I will say “not some men” because I know at least five guys (one of them admittedly is trans-man) who I’m reasonably sure wont kill somebody out of sexual frustration.

I’m reminded of when the MLP fandom got so toxic that I had to abandon it. I stopped watching the show and I would have burned my MLP merch but I never bought any. Can I do that with being male? I don’t want to be associated with these fucks, I’m seriously considering removing my secondary sexual characteristics with a sword. also I’m kind of angry that misogynists ruined swords which I legitimately use for fitness. I’m less angry about the fedora because now I can’t cosplay Rorschach. the working ink blot mask was like $25 plus shipping.