you sir are a Phallus
It was real, I saw it! so close, yet so far!

It was real, I saw it! so close, yet so far!

L8ter

I am not looking at tumblr until such time as I have seen the Homestuck update.

Best Rouge Buddies!!! -by Scarvexx
I just feel like they’d be good friends. If this is a selfie that means Nepeta is holding at least two phones like a sensible person. I’ll probably change the background to something other than the medium later. Nepeta is god tier and alive because I say so.
I want to do more like this so i can improve but I can’t decide who should I do next? you decide I guess.

Best Rouge Buddies!!! -by Scarvexx

I just feel like they’d be good friends. If this is a selfie that means Nepeta is holding at least two phones like a sensible person. I’ll probably change the background to something other than the medium later. Nepeta is god tier and alive because I say so.

I want to do more like this so i can improve but I can’t decide who should I do next? you decide I guess.

iguanamouth:

"tell me what kind of monster you think id be and ill combine them all into one horrifying  monstrosity

ayyy its finally done - after sifting through around 200+ suggestions (a third of which were either lizard or godzilla) this chimerical disaster has finally come shrieking into this plane of reality

click HERE to see a larger version and find out exactly what went into what !

Fetch.

great-collapsing-hrung-disaster:

atamajakki:

doctornecrotic:

demiurge1138:

siryl:

monsterman:

Olivier Ledroit


The modrons are sick of your shit.

The Great Modron March just got legit.



If you like evil modrons try Dungeons the Dragoning 40k 7th edition.
a real game that actually exists and is a fan made mash up of several major rpg’s. it is %100 playable and really really fun.
Also free as it would basically have to be. copyright violations on every page (including one baffling Homestuck reference), one set of class features are just the lyrics to Mulan’s “i’ll make a man out of you”.
Now about Modrons, in DtD40k the are the evil! they march upon life itself from the crystal sphere of Mechanus. stride atop their formidable battle-jammers they will not stop until all is dust. built from Necrodermis (they are the Necrons of the setting) they can never die.

They also have an awesome picture in the book.

great-collapsing-hrung-disaster:

atamajakki:

doctornecrotic:

demiurge1138:

siryl:

monsterman:

Olivier Ledroit

The modrons are sick of your shit.

The Great Modron March just got legit.

If you like evil modrons try Dungeons the Dragoning 40k 7th edition.

a real game that actually exists and is a fan made mash up of several major rpg’s. it is %100 playable and really really fun.

Also free as it would basically have to be. copyright violations on every page (including one baffling Homestuck reference), one set of class features are just the lyrics to Mulan’s “i’ll make a man out of you”.

Now about Modrons, in DtD40k the are the evil! they march upon life itself from the crystal sphere of Mechanus. stride atop their formidable battle-jammers they will not stop until all is dust. built from Necrodermis (they are the Necrons of the setting) they can never die.

They also have an awesome picture in the book.

This is the most surreal thing I have ever seen.

It’s the fucking hunger games, a very violent film based on a book that was so well liked that the second film is more or less a line for line remake (when’s the last time that happened?). and the writers of Sesame Street said to themselves “this, this is how we will teach numbers and shit” and then I watched it with my little sister trying desperately not to laugh like a lunatic.

Finnick Odair is a Muppet now, they even gave him a fork.
good job.


After rereading Homestuck it’s harder to vilify her.
I’m not good with faces so I guess this was nice practice.

After rereading Homestuck it’s harder to vilify her.

I’m not good with faces so I guess this was nice practice.

fantasy-art-engine:

Ethereal Ship on the Waves by Stephen Martiniere



Listen up we’re doing this, you and me and a small crew of trusted strangers. Space pirates, right now, not optional. pack a suitcase you’re willing to share a cramped room with and hold your fucking breath.
please submit an incomplete and unimpressive resume plus a one hundred word essay about why you love taking orders from megalomaniacs in tricornes. please note also if you can fill one of the following vital unfilled positions of my perspective crew: Ninja, Robot, werewolf, Dinosaur, Maid, Wizard, Samurai, Ghost, Fairy, Horse (or indulgent centaur), Mermaid, or a Dragon (cannot bring horde aboard).
Stricken positions have been filled. Thank you for your attention.

fantasy-art-engine:

Ethereal Ship on the Waves by Stephen Martiniere

Listen up we’re doing this, you and me and a small crew of trusted strangers. Space pirates, right now, not optional. pack a suitcase you’re willing to share a cramped room with and hold your fucking breath.

please submit an incomplete and unimpressive resume plus a one hundred word essay about why you love taking orders from megalomaniacs in tricornes. please note also if you can fill one of the following vital unfilled positions of my perspective crew: Ninja, Robot, werewolf, Dinosaur, Maid, Wizard, Samurai, Ghost, Fairy, Horse (or indulgent centaur), Mermaid, or a Dragon (cannot bring horde aboard).

Stricken positions have been filled. Thank you for your attention.

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

The pen is mightier than the sword

Or not

“True, This! —

Beneath the rule of men entirely great

The pen is mightier than the sword. Behold

The arch-enchanters wand! — itself is nothing! —

But taking sorcery from the master-hand

To paralyse the Cæsars, and to strike

The loud earth breathless! — Take away the sword —

States can be saved without it!”

————

bonus points:

You can’t have your cake and eat it

makes more sense when we say

You can’t eat your cake and have it too